Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023
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DT Martin
Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.
Boy with a very small penis: What is that?
Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.
Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.
Boy with a very small penis: What is that?
Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.
by MakingAMurdererWithKned November 9, 2018
Get the DT Martin mug.He’s creative. He’s a dreamer. He’s the boy who obsesses over you—the boy who wants to be your boyfriend. The boy who wants to be everything he is—just so you make him feel like he’s the only person in the world. Can he do it though? Is he too stuck in his imagination? He might not care about what’s happening in the real world. He might pretend that it doesn’t exist when he gets frustrated. Is it his self-image? Is it his rationale? Sometimes you can’t tell if he’s just ignorant in his imagination or he’s too lazy to create for the real world. Maybe he doesn’t want validation. Maybe he hasn’t realized that his dreams don’t align with reality. Maybe he’s doing all the wrong things with ulterior motivation. But one thing is sure. He wants to be just like your boyfriend. He wants to create that relationship with you. It’ll be in the back of his mind for years to come. He might even attempt to recreate that relationship with someone else, or maybe, just maybe, he’ll learn to appreciate himself, instead of obsessing over the people in his environment and dreaming of who he could become or how he could be perceived.
He never stops thinking about her.
Who, Martin?
Yes, what does he want?
He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.
But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!
All the more reason.
Who, Martin?
Yes, what does he want?
He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.
But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!
All the more reason.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
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