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the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.
I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.
by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018
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Hook

In baseball, is a synonym for the notorious curveball pitch.
" 0-2 count.. Kershaw winds up, here comes the pitch.. STRIKE 3 and Kershaw retires A-Rod with a hook."
by Godfatherr May 29, 2016
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Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.
Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”
by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021
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Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases
Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
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Pickle hook

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!
by Flagrant June 7, 2018
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Fresh hook

Used in Southern Canadian cities such as Toronto to refer to a fresh one-liner or half-bar from the start of a song. Especially when the chorus forms the hook or contains the title of the song and is used ironically to ridicule someone.
"You saying you 'Started from the bottom' fam? Now you just poor over there too!"
A heckler in the crowd: "Ohh! He hit you with that fresh hook!"
by T-dot Halfie November 19, 2016
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homested hook

Verb (v); the act of swirling ones finger in the ass of a submissive mate during doggy style coitus, then proceeding to hook the mouth of the submissive, as if they were a fish, with the poppy finger.
Sara did not mind Steve's play of the homested hook because she had recently showered
by master p1121 May 15, 2014
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