post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook

Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”

by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021

hog hook

When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.

last night Bino gave the pap a great hog hook, almost ripped his nostrils off.

by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Andrew Tate Shovel Hook

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

hook

A piece of metal or other material, curved back at an angle, for catching hold of or hanging things on.

I hooked a fish with the fishing rod!

by victorrocks1101 a February 20, 2018