Girlfriend> hockey

Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me

Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey

by Philly cheese steak January 25, 2019

girlfriend

A replacement of your right / left hand, also known as "something YOU are not getting" and "lover".

Dude 1: Oh dude, you remember that girl, Sara? Yeah, now she is my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Oh yikes bro, bet she's gonna be better than your left hand.

by e - girl March 15, 2019

Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley

dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game

by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019

Girlfriend

People that steal your hoddies and has bad blood and It bleeds every moth for a week straight and still survives

Wait... now she's my girlfriend SHE HAS MY HODDIE

by ...sk..... September 16, 2019

Girlfriend

A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.

John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?

by Stickbunny September 30, 2019

Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.

Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving

by K0EK November 22, 2019

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.

All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.

The possible Issues and side effects are such as:

-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem

Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''

Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)

2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.

by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019