The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.
by Hym Iam October 22, 2020
Get the Historymug. The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the History blastingmug. A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. It's a shocker why no one has talked about OMA's disappearance... either no one knows about the reason yet or ppl show ignorance for some reason.. so let's talk about this... Days ago when Oma was just starting to get along with sammy. Oma's mum decided to search Oma's phone on that Sunday.. It was so bad for Oma. Oma's mum found out that Sammy had been talking about breast on the group. When Oma's mom saw this, she gave Sammy the life speech of all time using Oma's phone, she confronted sammy using the exact words 'at this age what do you know about breast' 'please do not dm this line again' 'unless you want to see me in your father's house'. It may seem that Oma's mom confronted Sammy only Although this may be true but unikely. Oma's mom had removed Oma from every Whatsapp Group including WORLDWIDE. This information is so classified that it would be posted on FEELERS 2 group chat and let me tell you this is just the beginning. Stay tuned for part 2 of Sammy's reaction
by Ebuksam February 19, 2023
Get the History of Worldwidemug. A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.
It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Proper N.- “Based History Month”
-Alt-Right Holiday
Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
-Alt-Right Holiday
Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 6, 2023
Get the Based History Monthmug.