Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
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by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018
Get the Fruit Punch Blunt mug.A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars
Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
by Swatches December 7, 2021
Get the the whole fruit basket mug.A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
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Get the Fucking fruit salad mug.making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
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