National Grab Dat Ass Day

on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!
by National Days Inc. May 27, 2018
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When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.
"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"
by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021
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It is where you have an unordinary day, contrary to the more common 'Another day, another dollar'
Ana: How has your day been
Josh: Another day, another 2 dollars! Different to the usual.
by DebbieLover269 March 24, 2019
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December 18th its National slap your siblings day whether you have one sibling or 5 and your parents can get mad about it!
Mom:WHY DID YOU SLAP *insert siblings name*

Child: It's December 18th, National slap your siblings day

Mom: What-
by Gachafro December 06, 2021
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Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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January 4th, the day when you can beat up a Roblox R34 Animator without ever facing consequences.
Dude 1: Dude! This dude is a Roblox R34 Animator!
Dude 2: Great, it's Beat a Roblox R34 Animator day, let's beat him up!
by RaccoonWithInternetAccess October 12, 2022
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