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Vegas Bacon

Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.

Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
Hey Joel, you're going to Las Vegas? Make sure to eat some Vegas Bacon! *snicker* *snicker*
by LosVeggas November 14, 2011
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vegan steakhouse

Something irrational, contradictory, or illogical. Directly connotates idiocy in demanding someone cater to you because you live a specific lifestyle, I.e. vegan.
Chad ordered a diet soda to go with his three double cheeseburgers and large fries. I told him next time he should eat at a vegan steakhouse.

Tom tried to explain to Jerry that owning a Prius is like eating at a vegan steakhouse.
by Anachronos June 11, 2014
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That smug fuck came over last year and wouldn't touch any food, so i made a vegan fly trap just for him.
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Make sure you don't swallow that vegan cheese!
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vegan sausage party

A gathering of exclusively trans men, specifically one where cis women were expected, but did not appear. So named because of the stereotypical fondness of the LGBTQIA folk for vegan and other "alternative" diets. Also a playful reference to genitalia.
Skye and Andi's party was supposed to have womyn on the invite list, but only their other trans men friends showed up. What a vegan sausage party! At least there was plenty of kombucha for everyone.
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Vegas hot pocket

The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find
Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room
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Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris
This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours
by Veganboy98 May 5, 2018
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