Thomas

When givin the name “thomas” when born, automatically means your a savage. People with the name thomas, usually have a 7.5-8 inch cock that devours poon.

“I cant walk”
“Why?”
“I was with thomas and he parked his train in my garage”

by Poonslay69 April 23, 2019

Thomas

A portmanteau of thicc and mommas. A quicker way of saying “thicc mommas” for those who are in a hurry, and need to communicate in fewer syllables to save time.

We could be calling thicc mommas thomas but y’all ain’t ready.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022

Liam Thomas Byrnes

A lovely man who is extremely well groomed and has chiseled muscles. He is usually trying to muffle his swag because if it was fully exposed the chicks wouldn't be able to resist him. He looks fly in every color and can rock a speedo. Every woman dreams of being with this generous lover.

Beth: Oh look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes! He is so swagalicious! Mmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmm!
Andrea: Oh yeah he is a spicy one!

Torra: Oh whoa look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes he is soooooo yummy, look at those triceps. OOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!
McKenzie: Uhm ma gawd he is a swagasaurus rex. RAWR!

by Liam Byrnes August 22, 2011

Preston Thomas

Preston Thomas (Press-ton Tom-ess)
Usually a boy who likes skateboarding, graffiti, and hates school.

He usually spends his free time surfing the web, and making hip-hop beats.

For Example
Have you seen Preston Thomas
The boy who skate's?
Ya He's my best friend.

by Peestain October 23, 2011

James A Tomaselli

Born on june 29th 1996, IS THE REINCARNATION OF TUPAC!!!!

wow did you hear james's rhymes, there so freash like tupacs. wow "James A Tomaselli" is!

by ,not james dowg master t December 9, 2011

Thomas the Train

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.

"Last night in Buz's room, Thomas the Train was being way too twitchy. It must have been the caffeine again."

by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

John Thomas Cock Addiction

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.

i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

by 419 ballers April 22, 2009