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cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.
"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"
by TessAmanda November 2, 2007
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Tool

One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.
Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.
by Calvert Man August 26, 2009
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Toole Sag

Toole sag means Puppy (literal translation : baby dog) mostly used to express love. In the persian language. Sometimes also used to call naughty children. It is not uncommon to hear it from Iranians. Not to be misunderstood as an insult.
by Ifcowscouldfly July 5, 2024
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Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy
He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees
by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024
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tool

A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.
(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.

(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
by rfo October 26, 2010
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Tool

Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.
by PunditPanda September 26, 2009
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tool

A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.
Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed
by Hamtarooooooooo March 7, 2011
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