Insta-mum

A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.

"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.

"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"

"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."

by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

by Daddybby November 14, 2019

ur mum

ur mum means ur mum

ur mum means ur mum

by vble April 28, 2022

Mum

What did you expect

Your mum. The person who gave birth to you. You have a mum even if you are adopted. What did you expect.

by Hsbs April 1, 2019

leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute

i love leons mum

by leons mum March 27, 2024

ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.

What are you doing later?
Ur Mum.

by asdfghjkjifhbdkjnmgdlfjbhikwne July 2, 2023

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024