taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024

Federal Unemployment Tax Act

The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.

While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.

6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{

by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025

retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

by DeekGray September 11, 2025

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Fanum tax

its a tax idiot. anyways fanum is a guy who barges in kai cenat's stream and he brings food. So fanum tax is just to yoink food

person one: I got food
person two snatch food
person one: i just got fanum taxxed :(

by CURSEOFRA December 10, 2023

Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

Fanum Tax

To Steal something or to take with permission

Bro rizzed his way into Fanum Taxing shorty’s cash.

by Wolé August 17, 2024