late-skeet

1. When you're having sex with a girl and then you pretend to cum. Then once she goes to bed you skeet all over her. Hence, the late-skeet.

2. Chanelle, because she always shows up 3 times later than she says she will

1. Last night I late-skeeted on this your mom. She was confused when she woke up but when she realized what had happened she asked me to do it again.

2. "What time do you wanna study" - Chris
"I'll be up there in 2 hours, so like 6:00" - Chanelle
"Guaranteed she won't be here on time" - Mark
...10:00 Chanelle shows up

by IceyTurtle May 18, 2008

Bumble Skeet

Commonly during intoxication, a physical condition of the female eyes that makes them appear cock-eyed and/or dis-oriented - usually polar in either direction. Similar condition also appears during vigorous doggystyle intercourse, while the female is nearing climax. Other acceptable applications of the term can be made in regards to ejaculation upon the face of a female.

Scenario: You see a close friend approaching you in haste at a bar. He says, "Brooke's gone bumble skeet and it's only 10:30pm! IT'S NICEEEEEEEEBorat Accent"

by mfh April 15, 2008

sticky sheets

a Scottish euphemism for a sexually active 13 year old

Grace is such a Sticky Sheets

by Andrew McCleod March 10, 2009

Necesita Skeeta

Someone who needs to bust a skeet, bad!

Yo necesita skeeta after peepin' that pole dancer... Damn!

by smither614 April 28, 2009

beat skeet retreat

A slang term for "hit it and quit it"

Hey you thinkin about datin Alisha?

Nah, I'll just beat skeet retreat"

by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

pokemon sheets

Were to people have sex on pokemon bed sheets afder playing minecraft.

Girl: minecraft and chill?

Boy:sure, but afder that how about pokemon sheets and chill?

Girl:yess(^_-)

by Lezbean6969 March 21, 2016

flannel sheets

The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.

PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!

After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.

by Cloud Animal December 27, 2017