Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

jelly spider pancake

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.

"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"

by idk man red kinda sus October 6, 2020

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Diaper sniper

Kid toucher or somthing of the sort.

May also be considered a creep or sick fuck

Look at that guy over there. what a diaper sniper

by Brett ho February 14, 2021

Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.

The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.

by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021

The Spider-man

When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!

Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!

by Dogwood816 March 2, 2022

Syrup Sipper

A term for Canadian people

Guy : Look at the size of that syrup sipper bet he's going to get some Tim Hortons

by THEFAGGOTCUMDUMPSTER May 20, 2022