Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”
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Get the Redneckmug. A crazy group of nanja morons who are never doing nothing. some of us farm and some of hunt, but when you put us all together we do some crazy stuff. We love going roadkill hunting and fishing. We all single and always ready to mingle (country boys only) unless you are Latino then we got one ready for you. We love rodeos and look FINE in bootcut. If you want to win our heart just make us sweet tea and take us fishing. We LOVE cows and we ain't afraid to show it. #4lifers
DO NOT mistake us for buckle bunnies, we don't wear pink camo ( when you are hunting with pink camo what are you hunting for flamingos)
DO NOT mistake us for buckle bunnies, we don't wear pink camo ( when you are hunting with pink camo what are you hunting for flamingos)
by trailer trash tamy February 24, 2022
Get the The redneckersmug. Who: Anyone
What: Blonde/ginger southern person that has many guns, hunts, drives squat cars, homophobic, vacation is myrtle beach, etc.
When: all the time
Where: usually southern is but anywhere really
Why: no one knows they’re just like that
What: Blonde/ginger southern person that has many guns, hunts, drives squat cars, homophobic, vacation is myrtle beach, etc.
When: all the time
Where: usually southern is but anywhere really
Why: no one knows they’re just like that
Jim: your family’s a whole bunch of rednecks!
Bobby: what? How?
Bill (Bobby’s dad): ima go shoot some squirrels
Bobby: what? How?
Bill (Bobby’s dad): ima go shoot some squirrels
by April.soot June 1, 2023
Get the Redneckmug.