by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

by Random0505052 December 21, 2017

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018

Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."
person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"
Person 1: "what?"
by Quasar Logarithm Omega Artemis December 1, 2021

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days
by Mettie July 30, 2019
