Wet Mike

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.
Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.
by Soon2boutoforder July 05, 2017
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Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021
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Pulled a Mike

To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.

A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?

Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.

Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.

by ArkaneDemon July 11, 2008
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Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
Mike The Unicorn saved the day!
by Mike The Unicorn June 13, 2011
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mike snickerpippits

I dont know but he has my helmet
yo have u seen mike snickerpippits?
nah bro. but ive seen micael snikerpeepee
by crackheadMush August 05, 2023
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The Magic mike

The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
by Deletusfeetus December 02, 2019
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Hatsune Mike

1. A Student
2. The main singer of vocaloid
1. Hatsune Mike's Backpack what's stolen
2. On a Friday it's fun to hear Hatsune Mike
by 459395 March 26, 2022
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