"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.

I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.

by QuacksO February 8, 2020

Keys

Acronym for "Kill yourself" with an e added to bypass tiktok guidelines

"you should smile more."

"keys 👍"

by CorptBunny May 12, 2025

major key

Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.

Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.

by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016

Keys

Keys is an abbreviated way of telling someone “kill yourself” (as in KYS but with an e). It is used by people to bypass language filters in online/live service games such as Marvel Rivals or Roblox in order to tell someone to end their own life.

If you spot behaviour like this, it’s always best to report, block and ignore any hate speech coming from them. They’re just angry and likely don’t mean it.

BiscuitBuncher1337: wow you’re pretty bad
SaltyGamer1: Make ur family happy and keys

by ExplodyHando April 15, 2025

low key an ounce

He/she/the’re actually sexy af

Those two guys over there are low key an ounce

by Danbhap February 12, 2018

Key

a real nigga , a ladies man, all the hoes want a nigga nickname that is key . makes the hoes pussy throb.

Omg is that key

by jane088271 March 12, 2023

high-key

Used in the same context/with the same tone as low-key, but with the opposite meaning. Like "very much".

Steve: I high-key love Nine Inch Nails.
Michael: Wow, I didn't know you were a big fan of theirs.

by vejtics May 4, 2019