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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
mugGet the "stutter key" expensemug.

Key

a real nigga , a ladies man, all the hoes want a nigga nickname that is key . makes the hoes pussy throb.
Omg is that key
by jane088271 March 12, 2023
mugGet the Keymug.

Keys

Acronym for "Kill yourself" with an e added to bypass tiktok guidelines
"you should smile more."

"keys 👍"
by CorptBunny May 12, 2025
mugGet the Keysmug.

key obidient

A person of no known electoral value who moves on the ranks within the obidence cult due to the level of vulgarity he or she can spew online to become the lead rascal of the sect.
You_suf is on an aggressive exercise to identify and recruit key obidients for the next elections.
by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024
mugGet the key obidientmug.

Chur-key

Native American tribe that half of the crackers in the southern United States claim to be descended from.
"My daddy was a full blooded Chur-key injun"
by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025
mugGet the Chur-keymug.

key

a word that means either a kilogram of drugs(cannabis, cocaine etc), or a small amount of powdered drug (such as cocaine) that is sniffed off a door key.
just moved that key and made racks off it!
just sniffed a key of colombians finest in the club toilets. The perfume man aint happy,
by Bigboy packet August 5, 2021
mugGet the keymug.

keys

When a statement you said was so bad and stupid, it made others think you're on drugs or on alcohol. So they want to give you their car keys to "kys."

...or it's just another way to say "kys" because this is most common in TikTok so they can bypass their harsh filter system.
by devout December 28, 2024
mugGet the keysmug.

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