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Karen

A very nice person that is introverted and enjoys rosé wine. Her hair is always fabulous and when she smiles her eyes look like they’re laughing bashfully. Karen is very creative and enjoys producing art in her free time while also supporting her local community. That being said Karens can be a bit hard to read as they always seem tired of your bullshit but really they are tired of everyone trying to under pay them for their artwork. That being said once you can recruit Karen into your friendship cult they will be down to choke out just about anyone (safely that is). In their free time they play games like magic the gathering and run The League of Karens Against Karens where they are currently plotting a coup to reclaim their name from the annoying white/blonde Karens that the world so hates.
Me: Is that a Karen? She doesn’t look like one…
Friend: No. That’s just Karen, she’s great. I have some of her artwork on my wall.
Me: Oh shit which piece?
Friend: The one with the mushrooms
Me: Fuck that piece is so great!
by CactusCucker November 24, 2021
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Karen Throat

Karen Throat is when your throat is sore from sucking a coaches cock but your kid is still not getting enough playing time.
I have Karen Throat and my kid is sitting on the G-Dam bench.
by Dank Chamois September 19, 2020
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Karenity

Such karenity, this woman is having a meltdown at Walmart!
by FAZE CAMPING AREA March 3, 2022
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Karen

Karen is the most beautiful woman you will ever know. She is funny, understanding, and above all she is kindhearted. If you get a chance to meet Karen never take it for granted.
Omg she is such a Karen. She is the hottest girl in the room.
by Prodigy123 January 16, 2020
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karen in charge

What do you call a woman that
1)is a Karen

2)wants to be in charge

that's a "Karen in charge"
What do you call a woman that
1)is a Karen

2)wants to be in charge
Is that a "Karen in charge"?
Time to check the urban dict.

My wife cock blocked me again while with my new love, she's such a "Karen in charge".
by KingDarren July 24, 2022
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Karen

Karen is a bitch. She took the fucking kids AGAIN
Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
by Iwouldfrickacreeper October 20, 2019
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Karen

People who are mainly blond and you will mainly her them say “Let me speak to your manager” and they will yell at you for skateboarding in a park
Bro 1: yoo that girl yelled at me for no reason
Bro 2: rlly shes def a karen
by Joe freaking mother April 3, 2022
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