No class no ass

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.

The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.

by henry1272838442 November 30, 2023

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Stereo Classing

Steriotyping a class of an individual based on their racial or economic background

HR was stereo classing Kaylee as a rich white girl, because she told her hispanic coworker that she thought that Hershey chocolate was cheap tasting.

by Craevin Morehead February 26, 2024

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class 3

a class where girls are forced to do squats for the teacher and they are forced to have there ass facing the teacher as they do them. girl are told to “get their hips up” while doing lunges. the gym
coach doesn’t like when the girls don’t change out of leggings because he prefers them to be in their booty shorts

class 3 is not fun

by ursexybitch April 22, 2019

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