Donut swap

When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.

I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.

by Mackguyver January 9, 2025

to donut

An act of desperation when one has made a mistake

After the cop has caught him speeding, he attempted to donut the officer.

by Kuraiko_the_Neko May 27, 2021

Donut Peg

1) An erect penis that can penetrate the anus deep enough to extract multiple sections of fecal matter, one on top of the other with evenly spaced rings of feces surrounding the circumference of the shaft.

2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it

"After powering down this burrito and Thai food with a Dirty Wookie chaser my boyfriend will surely finish with Donut Peg tonight"

"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"

by MarNavSickPig May 24, 2025

Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023

Frosted donut

The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.

Gee, im really craving a frosted donut tonight Carl.

by Downhillsyndrome December 10, 2017

Space Donut

An informal way of telling someone politely that they are being too formal within a given context despite the atmosphere being chill. A rarer variant is Astral Torus (Latin translation), which is usually used by the person called a Space Donut.

"Hello dear brothers in business, I'd relish to ask for a cup equipollent of roasted, energized bean juice please."
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"

by The Second g April 11, 2022