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douchebag

A jerk; a mean or rude person; An idiot, a dim-witted person; An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth
some who boast a lot so you would say shut up you ''douchebag''
by Boon_RI September 12, 2009
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Douche Bag

Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.
Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.
by saintcomedy February 28, 2010
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Joe Douchebag

A generic term for an individual with less-than-desirable qualities. Can also apply to an individual who has done something directly offensive to another. Usually employed when the name of the individual is not known, and it is typically used with disdain.
I can't believe that Joe Douchebag gave me a speeding ticket the other day. He was totally hating on me because of my out-of-state license plate!

What happened to your shirt?
Joe Douchebag spilled his beer on it after he ran into me near the bar. Asshole.
by BizzleForShizzle March 9, 2009
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Dip Douche

The term used to describe a person who claims to have chewed tobacco many times before, yet vomits after the act of a dip.
"Dude Matt just puked! He's such a dip douche"
by Mikey Mac44 November 18, 2009
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Intellectual Douchebag

n. A person appearing to be intelligent, posing to be helpful but is really an asshole in disguise.

Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.

Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style

Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
Intellectual Douchebags pop orgasms over Most Commonly Misused and Abused Words.
by TrippedEffingB January 25, 2011
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MMA douchebag

The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.
I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Pepe Le Douche

Another version of douchebag. you can also shorten it to PLD. but why make it shorter when you could make it longer and really give it to 'em with Pepe Le Douchebag.
That Jeff is such a PLD.

Don't even get me started on that Pepe Le Douche!

Kevin, you're what the french like to call, A Pepe Le Douchebag.
by abbycdiddy June 3, 2009
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