cookie mom

Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..

That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!

by dgdeyu December 10, 2006

Cookie pimp

A sexy pimp who owns hundreds of bitches but only has one true squishy bitch.

Sally wanted a cookie pimp but only a squishy could get one.

by squishy1392 January 16, 2009

Cookie Fucking

When you fuck a cookie because you are lonely.

Ive been cookie fucking all week

by Z E T April 27, 2008

baking cookies

getting extremely baked

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.

by sssssc August 14, 2006

love cookie

When a woman takes a poo on a biscuit.

Hey Justin, why did Jolen leave a love cookie in the fridge?

by Twisted Nutsaq January 28, 2010

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

Tangy Cookies

When a girl casually mentions her yeast infection.

Girl # 1 : You goin' clubbin tonite? Girl # 2 : Naw, I contracted Tangy Cookies sooo imma just chill at home and take care of it. Girl # 1: -says akwardly- Ok?!? Uh, hope you feel better...

by Slackerdemonchild April 17, 2010