cookie monster

a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine

Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.

by J. N. Ayash December 19, 2005

Cookie pimp

A sexy pimp who owns hundreds of bitches but only has one true squishy bitch.

Sally wanted a cookie pimp but only a squishy could get one.

by squishy1392 January 16, 2009

cookie mom

Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..

That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!

by dgdeyu December 09, 2006

Cookie Fucking

When you fuck a cookie because you are lonely.

Ive been cookie fucking all week

by Z E T April 28, 2008

baking cookies

getting extremely baked

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.

by sssssc August 15, 2006

love cookie

When a woman takes a poo on a biscuit.

Hey Justin, why did Jolen leave a love cookie in the fridge?

by Twisted Nutsaq January 28, 2010

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011