hotsy in the closet

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

the bank is closed

no kissing or making out

Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.

by huskylover101 February 1, 2018

Exploring The Closet

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.

" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"

by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018

Pub is closed

WTF

Pub is closed.

WTF
??

by Big-Hands November 23, 2018

Come a little closer

A song by cage the elephant

“Come a little closer than you seem , come on, come on, come on, things aren’t always what they seem to be”

by That big fat daddy rat February 18, 2021

type garfield with your eyes closed

garfoels

now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed

by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023