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Josh Fight

A yearly event where all people contending for the name Josh duke it out in a midwestern field with foam swords. To the committed, it is agreed that only the winner can keep their name as Josh. The all-time champion of this event is known on the streets as 'Little Josh'. It is said there is no battle more prestigious than that of the Josh Fight. The event is coordinated, appropriately, by a Josh as of recent knowledge. It is unknown whether his name will change due to the victory of 'Little Josh'.
Where were you during the great Josh Fight of '21?
by WasabiThumbs April 24, 2021
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Josh Reilly

Type of guy who cant stop flossing. Literally loves motorcycles. Cant compete with Airplanes.
Person 1: Can you stop Josh Reillying.
Person 2: No, its to addictive.
by RealMandrewCreehan December 12, 2019
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josh keenan

some annoying guy on the radio who constantly talks about spice girls
person 1: what is this rubbish?
person 2: its josh keenan talking about the spice girls again...
by ihatethespicegirls June 30, 2023
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Josh C.

Like to post stupid shit on Facebook because he thinks it’s cool. But instead it just pisses everyone off because he disrespects his fiancé.
Wow you pulled a Josh C. on your Facebook page! if I was your fiancé I’d dump your ass!
by smashley19 May 12, 2020
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Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it
*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now

What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019
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Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?
by Duckfood May 1, 2019
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Josh barns

A fat cunt with an overhang bigger than kory and draws furry porn
by Josh barns April 21, 2019
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