pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan September 28, 2008

s-tool

a use to use a person as a tool and to complete a goal.

"We brought you here so we can use you as a s-tool

by Pikachulovespuppys May 11, 2023

tool hole

A person that is such a tool, the change in any situation just fit in...

That Bob is such a "tool hole" he showed up to this party and wasn't invited!

by jimmy law June 21, 2017

Tool.

A Tool is someone who goes through the motions of doing all the right things just to make themselves look good. Real tools have no self awareness and are completely invested in this image that they reflect of themselves but it is a hall of mirrors.

Cara, an NP, was being a real Tool. When she informed our physicians forum of her screening labs.

by WordBoss3 February 23, 2024

Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)

sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"

by fjjt August 11, 2025