Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

Mike Oak

Mike Oak = Banger

Wow see that guy over there he's a Mike Oak

by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020

Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

Mike Wahousekey

A house key that is in the shape of a

Mike Wazowski

Honey, can you grab my Mike Wahousekey?

by Actually the word Nigga January 06, 2021

Mike Oxsmal

Play on words meaning My Cocks Small

Hey I’m Mike Oxsmal

by Mumgay69 January 29, 2021

Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021