I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
by Local whore October 16, 2022
A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.
by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023
A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 14, 2021
by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016
1. A child
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
by Abner Anly April 16, 2023
by Nut funny man January 26, 2023