Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
by VPG001 June 5, 2018
Get the ass-sniffermug. When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho
Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020
Get the Ass mergingmug. "did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"
"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"
"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"
by goblowup808 April 12, 2010
Get the ass clerkmug. "Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"
by big chopper July 31, 2003
Get the diddle-assmug. An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.
Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.
by SameoldJake July 24, 2010
Get the ass lapmug. by Lothario the Scandalous November 2, 2014
Get the glacier assmug. Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
There are a few types of ass worship.
1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass.
2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face.
3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies on the floor, facing upwards. The female bends backwards, so that her feet and hands are on the ground, but her stomach is facing the ceiling. The female then rubs her ass into the man's face, once again making sure she is smothering him.
4) The Prayer: A man gets down on his knees and inserts his face into the woman's ass.
Another method of ass worship is for a female to be sitting on a chair, but the majority of her ass is hanging off. The man, on his knees, then digs in.
It is recommended that ass worship is done while the female is either wearing lingerie or a thong. Full pants or nudity is not recommended.
1) The Sandwich: She laid down on the couch, and I shoved my face right into her ass. It's one of the best types of ass worship!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
2) She pushed me against the wall and then back her ass right into my face and rubbed it around for a good hour.
3) She did the crab to me for so long, but I enjoyed her ass resting on my face.
4) I love the Prayer method because I can just dig in!
by Facechair April 23, 2009
Get the Ass worshipmug.