california klondike bar

The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose

I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross

by Rosssboss777 July 1, 2017

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

California Cancer Rule

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.

According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.

by connorp04 December 7, 2018

california wall nut

You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on

Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.

by Caiptain Lang dang April 10, 2017

California Tag Team

Much like the Canadian Tag Team, when you are fucking a girl and you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run to go get dressed without letting her know that some other guy is fucking her. You then proceed to walk in and see her reaction when she finds out another guy is fucking her.

Did u just fuckin california tag team me.

by sweatyNready January 8, 2014

California True Colors

A sexual act involving a bed in which one girl is thrown onto the bed, one girl masturbates while sitting against the wall, and the third girl gets surprise penetrated from behind, causing her to pass out and fall over. The masturbating female then has explosive diarrhea everywhere

Their video of a California True Colors was used on a shock site

by Echold2006 January 17, 2022

California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

by RollingTide March 31, 2022