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No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
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strawberry

A woman offering sexual services in exchange for drugs, usually crack cocaine.

Also the nickname of a former drug dealer. According to urban legend, during a police raid, he swallowed a concoction of various drugs in order to avoid being arrested. However, the drugs had allegedly effected his mind permanently, leaving him initially to believe that he's a teapot, before ultimately believing himself to be strawberry. This left him stuck in a semi-catatonic state, and since then, he's only known as "Strawberry".
Yeah, don't go with her, she's a strawberry!

Dude, don't take those! Didn't you heard what happened to "Strawberrry"?
by A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.us July 18, 2016
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strawberry gashes

jesus... are those strawberry gashes are you ok?
by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce October 16, 2022
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strawberry rails

The preferred snack of Boat Boy. Is it a cereal, we don’t know but they are delicious
“Aye what goin on, y’all got Strawberry rails here”
by WEEWABBA October 30, 2023
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Strawberry Nut Pop

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her cycle. The man orgasms inside her then takes his penis out covered with cum and menstruation blood then makes her suck it like a popsicle.
Hey baby I'm on my cycle.Can you give me a strawberry nut pop tonight.

Did you hear what Tom did to Jennifer last night? He gave her a Strawberry nut pop while she was on her period.
by tomtom117 April 15, 2022
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Strawberry Milkshake

When you fuck another person so intensely, that the hole rips a little. You then procced to cum inside, does not pull out, and continue to get hard and fuck that person over and over. The mixture of the blood and cum produces a mixture similar to strawberry milkshake.
I creamed some strawberry milkshake yesterday in Stacy.
by SujuFanELF January 28, 2021
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Strawberry Caviar

Strawberry Caviar: The mindset of having it all, the skillset and opportunity, to accomplish any goal no matter how ridiculously improbable success may seem. The ability to persuade others to join in a delusional pursuit regardless of risk. A fake-it-till-you-make-it mode of manifestation
"Jewan was absolutely full of strawberry caviar when he somehow had every one of our rooms comped by Mr. Assface over there. WTF?"
by Orange Dawg February 17, 2021
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