pretty mike

A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.

Look at how pretty Mike dances.

by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020

Dirty Mike

You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them

Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic

by Kyota Z July 4, 2022

mike and deb

Too leaches who are old enough to be your parents who use younger people to support their drug hobbit. Then turn around and talk shit on the same people who supported them spending over 300 dollars on them, message everyone they can think of to keep tabs on them, especially Mike who if you spend enough time with him would make you want to commit suicide because of how negative he is. They will call you on payday and play a poor me act to swindle money out of you when they know you have bills and a girlfriend to support.

Mike and Deb will use you until your dry and move onto the next, save yourself before it's too late

by Noddine May 24, 2017

mike mccarthy

Former head coach of the Green Bay Packers. Known for his extremely boring play calling. Was fired 3/4 of the way through the 2018-2019 nfl season

That move was very Mike McCarthy.

by Vldub November 21, 2018

Chocolate Mike

Chocolate Mike taste great

"Chocolate Mike taste great" -James

Everyone nodded in agreement with James

by risengamer1337 June 10, 2020

Mike the Fox

Mike the Fox is a character created by Glitch_99, also know as SonicTale_21, on the indie site Gamejolt and the game creation site Scratch. Mike is a character who is married to a demon wolf named Luna and has a half-demon child named Jaylen. He loves playing guitar and is generally a nice guy, but he can be peeved when he wants too.

Hey you know the OC Mike the Fox?

by JukoDuko June 11, 2021

dirty mike

a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.

DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS!!! WE GO WAY BACK.

by thannypack January 2, 2019