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Joey

Has a Dick bigger than an eifel tower and can slay any pussy he wants. A sexual Tyranosaures rex
Guy 1:Danm Joey Blew that girls back out last night
Guy 2: I heard it was addison rae!
Addison: Joey just fucked me to the moon and back
by 442oons November 27, 2020
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Joey

Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.
He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021
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Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!
by Shelaced March 2, 2019
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Joey

1. A young kangaroo, still in its mother's pouch

2. Coffee (joe) that gives you the energy to bounce around, like a kangaroo

3. French slang for "j'adore lui" ("I love him")

4. While not often used, the word "Joey" can also mean a wonderful boyfriend. This rare specimen is tall, dark, and handsome, and while not in peak physical condition, is always warm and great to cuddle with. He is extremely devoted to those he cares about and will listen to and try to fix their problems. If you're lucky enough, he will kiss you and make everything okay.
4. Once you find a Joey, you're set for life with a hard working protector.
My Joey means the world to me.

Joey is a go-getter.
by Jalldaybaby November 23, 2021
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Joey Logano

When someone does something so incredibly childish but they are a grown ass adult
Dude 1: dude gimmie back my credit card I gotta get the new DLC

Dude 2: *whines* no fairrrr I wanna buy Starbucks but I’m broke

Dude 1: bro stop acting like Joey Logano when he doesn’t win a race
by Ghost Leviathan June 20, 2022
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Joey

A cool kid with a heart of gold. He knows how to make you smile with his one of a kind sense of humor. Loving and caring.
"Joey is the best kid I know!"
by Sachmagi December 19, 2020
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Joey

Joey is a handsome boy who deserves to be loved and needs help. He gets very sad over small things but he is so cute hes like a little baby. There are some things he needs to learn about life but doesnt have the right people around him to teach him them. The love he gives feels so free you can have so much fun together he will make you feel so comfortable and even hearing him breathe can make you feel so safe. His voice is so calming its like listening to the waves of the ocean and his energy his laugh is contagious. He will make you happy even when you dont want to be. If he wants you he will change for you. The heartbreak really hurts when hes gone because he was the only one you had, the one who stuck beside you and supported you in everything, he will try to understand you and he will love you, but he cant stand being alone. I miss you and ill never stop loving you because what i felt for you was real.
Girl 1:isnt that joey
Gurl 2: yes, hes with that new girl but i wish he knew how i felt, i never wanted it to end.
by Stt10709 October 7, 2025
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