Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic
Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.
by Joshua Cribbits January 30, 2011
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flaming hot liquid lava

What comes out of your ass after a night of drinking.
Dude, if I fart I think flaming hot liquid lava might seep out of my ass.
by Nish November 26, 2015
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botch is a flaming ball bag that is on fire
by bmanc April 27, 2003
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A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."
Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
by aotako May 15, 2011
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flaming lesbian ass clown

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.
"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."
by seankelley January 05, 2008
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Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H
by poploop345 May 27, 2021
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