sword fighting

When two males stand facing each other with erect penises and move slowly together. The male who "strikes" the other first is deemed winner, and also the owner of the longer penis.

Jack and Bob were sword fighting yesterday to determine whose cock was longer.

by Rudy H March 2, 2007

sword fighter

the act utilizing your manhood as a sword and fighting another another fuck nut as in rubbing lizard bellys.

Sgt Kenneth T. B. was the champion sword fighter of the last of the last samauri's.

by chooch palmer January 2, 2008

who you fightin

1. Asking who are you fighting
2. You are throwing shade or attitude at someone and another person asks “who u fightin”
3. If someone is throwing shade or attitude to you, you can say “who u fightin? It better not be me”

Person a: u ugly fucking bitch
Person b: who you fighting bc ik it’s not me

by Rybo10 January 26, 2018

Fight Club

The best damn movie in the universe. And the book too. Whoever thought this book/movie is a genius and I love him.

The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. the second rule of fight club is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. Two men to a fight. One fight at a time. No shirt, no shoes. Fights go on as long as they have to. If someone yells stop, goes limp, or passes out, you have to stop.

If this is your first night at fight club you have to fight.

by huntergreen November 20, 2004

piss fight

When two people piss on eachother, as an act of foreplay.

Considering I am better equipped, I always beat my girlfriend in pissfights

by Nosnam November 6, 2003

sword fight

When two males, either of the same family lines or two really drunk friends, attack each other with their streams of urine.

CollegeGuy1: Move over, I challenge you to a sword fight.
CollegeGuy2: Yeah sur...wait, WHAT? Are you drunk?

by Alexei Tajzler May 24, 2003

Fuck Fight

A fight where the word 'fuck' is used basically every other word.

Ted: I fucking hate you, fucking idiot!
Jimolina: Fuck off. Go fuck your fucking mom!
Ted: Jimolina, fuck off! Why don't you fucking go and fucking fuck yourself!
Jimolina: Fuck it, I'm going fucking home.
Ted: Fine, fucker. At least I don't pussy out of fuck fights.

by Khaytiie February 18, 2008