cookie mom

Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..

That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!

by dgdeyu December 10, 2006

Cookie pimp

A sexy pimp who owns hundreds of bitches but only has one true squishy bitch.

Sally wanted a cookie pimp but only a squishy could get one.

by squishy1392 January 16, 2009

Cookie Fucking

When you fuck a cookie because you are lonely.

Ive been cookie fucking all week

by Z E T April 27, 2008

baking cookies

getting extremely baked

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.

by sssssc August 14, 2006

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

love cookie

When a woman takes a poo on a biscuit.

Hey Justin, why did Jolen leave a love cookie in the fridge?

by Twisted Nutsaq January 28, 2010

Cookie Sneak

Something that’s made up by someone for the sole purpose of making people perceive it as real for a few years and people attempting to find it or think about it, with it working.

1. “I should’ve known his ludicrous statement about his fight with a tiger was a cookie sneak.”
2. “This lost film seems like one giant cookie sneak.”

by Godlys July 21, 2023