3-5 Business Days

1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.
Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!
by aggressivenooby October 8, 2023
mugGet the 3-5 Business Daysmug.

lazy busy

Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.
Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.
by Ad1968 October 17, 2017
mugGet the lazy busymug.

Banana business

Someone who is absolutely goonerrific, likes emo girls and says funklenuts. Also walks and makes sounds like the goblins from clash royale.
Cerek is always on banana business and I cannot stand him.
by Hunter gamlin August 12, 2025
mugGet the Banana businessmug.

Business Tomorrow

What you say when you work a M-F job and it is Friday and you want to reference Monday without having to say Monday. You instinctively want to say tomorrow on Friday but if you had the word Business as in Business Day, then you can use the idea of the next business day in the form of a tomorrow.
Have your reports on my desk by business tomorrow or you're fired.
by DrakeThePengu August 13, 2021
mugGet the Business Tomorrowmug.

business phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 15+ girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Tim’s business phone has been booming since 2018.
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the business phonemug.

Busy Doctor

A person that has lots of patience.
OK, I've been waiting on Charlie for three days now. I must be a Busy Doctor.
by rIpPiN_rUGz August 12, 2022
mugGet the Busy Doctormug.

shit business

Shit business : An informal interaction, satyric humor scenario, extreme results.
"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."

"Oh, shit business bro!"
by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016
mugGet the shit businessmug.

Share this definition