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What's in the box?

The most iconic thing someone can ever say to someone opening a box.
What's in the box?

What's in the box?

I SAID WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX?!
by Daze0621 January 13, 2019
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box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.
When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013
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Juice Boxing

More than two men jerking each other off (handjobs) in a stationary or moving vehicle through climax (ejaculation).
Did you see that? Those guys were juice boxing in that white Cadillac Deville over there in the church parking lot!
by D-Town Brewing October 28, 2015
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Camping Box

When a girl goes camping without showering for numerous days, and her pussy smells like death.
Alyssa and I went camping in Yosemite Park for a week. On night four, we were in the tent getting it on. When I removed her panties it smelled like a bear had regurgetated digested salmon in the tent.
When I asked what the smell was, she proclaimed "I have camping box"!
by T Sing August 13, 2010
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Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
by Kittylace August 28, 2008
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fail box

the name givin to the xbox 360 after it has been afflicted by the rrod.
when ur xbox 360 shows-in controller slots 1, 2 and 3- flashing red lights, and ur console wont function, then u have a fail box
by thespirit July 5, 2009
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Google Box

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.
"Hand me the google box I need to check my email."
by Demarke March 4, 2009
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