When your wife does not let you go anywere.
by Mlg meme star August 3, 2016
Get the Wifed mug.A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.
Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
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Get the Jungle Wife mug.Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
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Get the Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater mug.My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
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Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
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