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Wifed

When your wife does not let you go anywere.
Ah man sorry i didnt go i got wifed
by Mlg meme star August 3, 2016
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Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time
Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.
by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022
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wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.
My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"
by Not Martian May 9, 2025
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Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.
"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"
by inertialivzard July 28, 2023
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Wife

Name given to a female best friend usually by another female to show the bond between them. Being someone’s wife means you are their (or one of their) best female friends.
Hey, omg, do you want to be my wife?

Hey i don't know if you can be my wife anymore. I want a divorce.
by Bobabubbles March 12, 2021
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my wife

by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022
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