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KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)
I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.
by The kept wife life October 10, 2023
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Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019
mugGet the Your dad sad, he got no life or wifemug.

leeknows wife

we all know leeknows wife is izzy so be stfu. U PICKLY PIBBLY obnom HAMSTER
leeknows wife is izzy if u disagree ur obesity
by leeknowswifey May 20, 2023
mugGet the leeknows wifemug.

summers wife

she is the best person in the worl bc shes summers
by buuuuud October 19, 2021
mugGet the summers wifemug.

Wife

Your my wife
by Unknown support August 1, 2022
mugGet the Wifemug.

Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡
"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"
by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021
mugGet the Fred Weasley's Wifemug.

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