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Maple Fever

For someone who is not of Canadian heritage/nationality to have lust/desire and or any other affection/adoration for someone who is Canadian.
"Dave keeps looking to move from New York to Toronto because he has maple fever."
"Sarah only dates Canadian dudes, she has pure maple fever."
by The_Jain November 17, 2015
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Bella fever

When u meet Bella Thorne and she touches you in any way you have contracted Bella fever and the only cure is to bathe in a whole pool of holy water.
“I need Bella Thorne the other day and I think I have Bella fever. Do u have any holy water?”
by Big_fat_gummy_bears December 6, 2017
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Scarlet Fever

a description of those priests in the Roman Catholic Church who their minds set on promotions and ecclesiastical honors. Scarlet is the color of the garments that denote a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church
Of all the Catholic priests I know Father Leo has the worst case of Scarlet Fever
by John Wordsleuth October 27, 2021
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Massachusetts Fever

The feeling of homesickness and not being able to leave/go away
I'm homesick, Massachusetts fever must have rolled in
by thelifeofashowgirl August 15, 2025
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Rhythm fever

When a drummer is so autistic and sensory seeking that literally can't stop hitting things in time with the beat of a metronome/song
"omg you just can't stop hitting those drums, you must have rhythm fever"
by peeesucker42069sex July 14, 2024
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maple fever

While taking a trip to the sundowner I was stricken with maple fever.
by rosenator November 8, 2015
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maple fever

1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.

2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.

3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.

4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.
Example 1:

Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!

Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!

Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?

Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!

Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!
by Apu de Beaumarchais November 8, 2015
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