bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

Bite the Wax

To is to fall for the trick of false authenticity or implied character connection in a piece of media, usually and especially as it relates to queer relationships. The "Wax Apple" as it were is a hollow but appealing representation of a desire audiences have that may be encouraged by the media's author or showrunner, frequently hinted at, or built up to, only to never come to fruition.

Me and Jake used to love watching Teen Wolf together, but i dropped it after all the Sterek Queerbaiting. Jake is all too happy to Bite the Wax and hope they'll still end up together even after the Malia thing.

by TeddyUrsa August 12, 2025

All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

Fat Bites

Food items known to make people fat. Originally coined from Wisconsin cheese bites.

Caden, are you eating those fat bites again?

by Skelly Fat Head June 6, 2024

eye bite

v. A show of affection where you wink your eye against someone's skin, your eye squishing it as if it were a mouth.

They're such a cutesy couple. Butterfly kisses, nuzzling, eye bites. Makes me queasy to look at.

by CJDee July 31, 2010

bite up

To blush or be very happy after receiving a compliment

The boy felt bite up after receiving a compliment from his crush

by th3Druπk¢h3m1st March 14, 2023

bug bite tits

bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites

bug bites are usually a cups

person a: I hate my double D's i wish i had bug bites since they're so small and bug bites are usually A cups

person b: you can have mine

bug bite tits are boobs that are so small they look like bug bites

bug bites are usually a cups

by miobaeduH February 10, 2021