Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”
by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022
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dumb queef

"Mike Johnson" kinsey stopping being a dumb queef and let's get to the casino
by Asskicker#fuckyou October 02, 2021
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Queef Penis

Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet
by wadewiggins October 16, 2023
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Frosted Mini Queefs

A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”
Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”

Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”

Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”

Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”

Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”
by RolyatEornom December 04, 2017
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Mark queef

When someone goes into a classroom and it starts to stink
Student T "damn it stinks in hear."

Student Z "I guess it's because mark queef came into the room"
by Yeet407 January 31, 2020
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queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.
Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.
by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023
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