Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016

Queef

Someone who regularly appears on the "Tuesday with Stories" podcast

Did you listen to last weeks podcast with those two queefs?

by Gaullus April 12, 2020

Whore Queef

a queef that is so violent and loud, that it sounds like it came straight out of a whore

"GIRLLL I JUST WHORE QUEEFED LIKE A MINUTE AGO-"

"OH MY GOD SO DID I DSKSDJSDK"

by lettuceman1999 November 14, 2022

Revelling queef

When a woman queefs so hard she shits her pants and pisses simultaneously

She was so bad until she had a revelling queef

by Queefmasa732 January 26, 2025

Queef-Geef

Queef-Geef refers to a gay party in which lesbians pass gas through their vaginas on each other's noses. This is a female ritual to become like sisters.

Hey girl, let's go to the Queef-Geef this weekend.

No thank you. I don't want to breath in your pubes.

by GalPalQueen October 5, 2022

Queef

British slang for “fell over”

Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”

by Not.me24 January 21, 2021

Queef

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes coming out when a girl is tight and the penis is large for the vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small tight vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse. Gentlemen, this is a verrryyy good thing. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep hard thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

by Doctorgigi December 28, 2018