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quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.
1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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Queef

I queefed that six iron and missed the green by a mile.
by shareski August 30, 2020
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stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,
"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,
by Stale Queef November 19, 2020
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Queef

Babe I just had a queef hehehe!
by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020
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Queef

Omg she queefed and it stinks
by P.dough December 6, 2021
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crease queef

Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.

Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.
by AmishWebster March 17, 2021
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Queef

The act of breathing out of ones vaginal hole
“Mrs Rodriguez, May I take my mask off so I can Queef?
by Poopdealer420 September 6, 2020
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