crease queef

Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.

Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.

by AmishWebster March 18, 2021

Queef biscuit

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place

Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit

by Imaqueefbiscuit August 01, 2022

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra

John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit

by Juvan dudlus September 02, 2019

Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.

Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.

by BeethovenBones June 09, 2013

Queef cam

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.

"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."

by Piercethedank_memes June 26, 2016