Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019

Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 19, 2022

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

Mike Scro

A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.

This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro

by Phoenix SC July 16, 2017

The Mike Effect

When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.

He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship

by Cleaver girl December 11, 2018

MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

pretty mike

A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.

Look at how pretty Mike dances.

by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020