MIKE Wazowski

Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?

He is a very smexy creature.

I will forever love you mike wazowski

Omg mike Wazowski the big green ball

I wonder if he has green balls

Mike Wazowski: shows balls

by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022

The Magic mike

The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever

Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought

by Deletusfeetus December 2, 2019

mike-san

Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..

Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.

by -lul June 26, 2018

Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.

I am Mike Hoxafloppin.

by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020

Mike Morreale

Some bitch nigga with a mini Afro. He skates and obviously gets no ass. He also likes men

It’s that bitch nigga mike Morreale

by Smok rolo badge June 26, 2019

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.

Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?

by Devo1 November 15, 2018