Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.
Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?
by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017
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Pulled a Mike

To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.

A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?

Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.

Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.

by ArkaneDemon July 11, 2008
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Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
Mike The Unicorn saved the day!
by Mike The Unicorn June 13, 2011
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mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags
I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair
by BDBB126 March 13, 2017
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Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.
“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”
by sentimentalrubbish January 09, 2021
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mike kerr

or Michael Kerr!
Vocalist and Bassist in the British Rock band, Royal Blood(since 2013) along with drummer Benjamin/Ben thatcher.
Plays the bass with a really unique style.
He plays the fender semi-hollow starcaster bass and nobody knows what effects he uses as he refuses to say
Mike never talks about the weather.
He has a funny personality.
In February 2021 Mike has become alcohol-free for 2 years!
Royal blood's songs are really interesting to listen to.
their latest album is being released in April 2021 called Typhoons before they announced this they had released 2 singles, troubles coming (October 2020) and typhoons (January 2021)
Radio X: And here's Little monster by royal blood! what a banger tune!
Me: That's my favourite song!!! Ben thatcher and Mike kerr sure do know how to make amazing songs
by Im_not_funny_sorry March 02, 2021
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Mike Howe

Tha shiit ...kiing. boss... Also see leader and big dick
Mike Howe is the big dick kiing
by Biig dee May 22, 2017
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