Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.

Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’

by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023

Kelly

slang for cigarette

Hey, can I bum one icecold kelly(cigarette)

by Gjeo June 6, 2023

Kellylicious

A Man Child often with the name Kelly or James being promiscuous with coworkers

Kellylicious left his Mrs just to rail school bitches.

by Rkellie June 26, 2023

Kellyn

A dick necked gremlin woman who is tiny and full of rage

Watch out for that Kellyn over there!

by L0aFey October 17, 2023

Kelly harwood

A person who is so attractive even gay people get a boner when they see her

My cock ripped out of my trousers when I saw Kelly harwood

by Monkeymalpracticelover December 11, 2023

Kellybear

A new Gen A derogatory slur that is an expression of weirdness, cringe, and heresy.

"Kelly" - Refers to R. Kelly, a rather peculiar fellow. I'll not be specific for this one.
"Bear" - A connotation of animal-like behavior, matching the expression of weirdness and cringe of this very word.

Sticking out your Gyatt for the Kellybear, your so Skibidi, your so Kellybear

by MrDaca January 6, 2024

Kellan

That’s me.

Kellan: I’m Kellan

by KB_2024 January 11, 2024