jan frank

someone who bangs ypu mum every sunday

guy 1: jan smashed my mum last sunday
guy 2: don’t worry daddy jan frank he also smashed mine

by masterjan May 15, 2021

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Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020

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frank and harriet

2 bitches who are meant for each other. they have great fucking sex and fuck all the time. u would be lucky to know a couple called frank and harriet.

dan: hey bro frank pulled so well with harriet
sam: yeah fuck i wish i had a frank and harriet type relationship

by daddyxoxo October 4, 2019

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