Christian Butt Sex

A way for Christian girls to have sex without losing her technical virginity.

Oh my Christian Butt sex!!!!!!!!

by Com'on Dog March 6, 2008

poop butt

The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.

Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!

by Alex Wilson June 24, 2008

kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

Butt Piracy

The act of frequently engaging in the pilaging of another mans anus.

You engange in butt Piracy if you are considered a Butt Pirate

Look at those guys sitting at that table, i bet they're big Butt Piracy fans

by TheSauceMan May 5, 2009

butt-load

n. The amount that can be loaded into the buttocks while causing minimal discomfort. This measurement is not constant but varies depending on the individual. Related factors include rectal diameter, anal elasticity, and cheek-to-hole ratio.

Susie's rear was in pain the next day after taking a full butt-load the previous night.

by Clifford Cocks April 13, 2006

Onion-Butt

An Onion-Butt is ther perfect ass on a woman or man. The word Onion-Butt has said to make the grown man cry because it is so beautiful.

Damn, that girl got an Onion-Butt!!!

by Steve Y October 19, 2005

butt doobie

The pieces of rolled-up toilet paper stuck in your ass hair.

I was in the shower, picking butt doobies out of my ass.

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW February 22, 2003